victory for afghanistan troops as full ration snack noodles arrive (link)
10.29.09 - wandsworth guardian - by harry miller

i've never been to war myself, but i can only imagine that when you're a soldier stuck in a war zone, there are a lot of things that you long for. as a soldier in that situation, war's not only your job but it's your life, as you're usually living in the theater, away from your family, friends & home. you're not only away from everyday life but you're also far away from everyday comforts like video games, a comfortable bed & sexy sexy loving. with so much missing from your life, sometimes it's the little things that count.

the wandsworth guardian reports that victory has finally come for u.k. troops serving in afghanistan. thank god, because that war's been taking forever. i just hope it's not one of those "mission accomplished" sort of things. hopefully not, because that victory comes in the form of pot noodles, the beloved british snack. according to the guardian, u.k. soldiers were being short-changed with their rations of pot noodles, which had arrived only half-full. as corporal dale 'windy' miller notes "pot noodles are a staple diet in afghanistan, everyone gets sent them by loved ones and well wishers but when you've been out all day and you get back, open one up and it's half full, it can be a bit disappointing." as such, soldiers started complaining.

those complaints reached the ears of the folks at pot noodle, who were "outraged that servicemen and women were going without their daily intake of noodles" & responded by sending an enormous care package of noodles to afghanistan, including "bombay badboys, chicken and mushroom and doner kabob flavoured noodle treats." fusiler scott clarke welcomes the noodles. "we all really like pot noodles so when we found out they were sending us a load of them we were all really chuffed." you hear that? the soldiers are chuffed about the pot noodles. nuff said.