pumpktoberfest #28 - jolly.

film: santa's slay
beer: jolly pumpkin la parcela no 1 pumpkin ale

are you ready for more pumpktoberfest? you better be, cause it's coming at you fast & furious, this time with a heaping helping of holiday horror in the form of the kinda-hilarious 2005 film santa's slay. former professional wrestler bill goldberg plays santa claus with a twist--he's actually a child of satan who's decided to "spread some christmas fear" during the holiday season. it turns out that back in the day, christmas was the time of year when santa would wreak havoc on the world. then, a thousand years ago an angel challenged him to a game of curling that he lost. as a result, he had to be nice for the next thousand years. OBVIOUSLY. 2005 is when that agreement finally came to an end.

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pumpktoberfest #27 - the pursuit of hoppiness.

film: frogs
beer: hoppin' frog frog's hollow double pumpkin ale

please note: due to thorny life circumstances that came my way this week, over the past few days i haven't been in a frame of mind that'd make me pay much attention to this here blog. sorry bout that. the good news? today, on the final day of the pumpktoberfest season, we've got a monumental THREE PAIRINGS OF HORROR FILMS & PUMPKIN BEERS lined up for you. can you feel the pumpktoberfest excitement coursing through your veins? i sure as hell feel it in mine...at least i hope that's what it is. i'd hate to discover i had a tapeworm or something.

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pumpktoberfest #26 - the body's the point.

film: jennifer's body
beer: blue point pumpkin ale

while this year's pumpktoberfest season has definitely been horrorific enough & pumpktastic enough, i was getting kind of worried that it hasn't been sexy enough. with that in mind, the other night i decided to up that sexiness with a viewing of jennifer's body, diablo cody's 2009 follow-up to her debut screenplay, the indie darling juno. her career thus far: juno, showtime's united states of tara & jennifer's body, which stars megan fox as jennifer & amanda seyfried (the daughter in big love) as her friend needy. yep, that's her name..."needy." the film's a first for me, as up until watching it, i'd never seen megan fox "act." why's that word in quotes? i think you know why.

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pumpktoberfest #25 - you so crazy.

film: the crazies
beer: chelsea brewing co. pumpkin pie ale

for the next film of the pumpktoberfest season, after an evening out last friday, i sat down & watched a zombie-esque picture that came out this past february called the crazies, a remake of the 1973 film with the same name by horror legend george romero. while the original didn't do too well at the box office, it eventually became a cult classic & people are going nuts for zombie-esque creatures these days, so a remake was in order. it's directed by breck eisner, who's best known for directing one of the worst flops in hollywood history, sahara. at the moment, he's on board to direct the 3D version of flash gordon, so maybe things are turning around for him. it stars timothy olyphant (justified, deadwood) as sheriff david dutton, radha mitchell (the non-ally sheedy star of high art) as his wife judy & joe anderson as deputy russell clank.

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pumpktoberfest #24 - works on wood!

film: saw
beer: woodchuck pumpkin hard cider

other than a few exceptions here & there, over the last decade i've pretty much ignored new horror releases. in that time, one of the most successful horror franchises has been saw, the 2004 film that began as a short & six feature length films later has made almost $750 MILLION worldwide. if you've somehow avoided the films like i have, here's the premise: they all revolve around a "killer" named jigsaw who never actually kills anyone. basically, he puts people in situations where they have a certain amount of time to figure out traps & puzzles & junk. if they don't figure them out in time, they end up killing themselves. if they do figure them out, they endure a bunch of psychological & physical torture but supposedly come out with a greater appreciation for life...so he's a samaritan or something. the media LOVES to focus on the torture part though, consistently categorizing the films as "torture porn." i can say, after seeing the first one, that that categorization is way off.

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