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Monday
Dec072009

#138 - the limits of my patience.

a little over a decade back, i was a plucky, naive & young boston university film student without a care in the world. growing up in NH, the pinnacle of film for me was a few good men, but soon after i arrived at school, i discovered that there were a million films out there, independent & otherwise, that were much better than a few good men. i'd thought that i loved film, but it was during that time that really fell in love with film. it was also during this time that i came across the films of the man who became my favorite director, jim jarmusch. he has this style of storytelling where it's about the characters & not the story, where he doesn't beat you into submission with the plot. often, there isn't even a plot to speak of in his films. instead, there are beautifully shot scenes where characters who always seem to be on the move drive the film forward through dialogue. i eat that shizz up & to me, his films are a perfect example of film as art.

about a week back, i finally checked out his latest film, the limits of control, which came out on DVD back in mid-november. it stars isaach de bankolé as "lone man," a criminal on an undefined mission in spain. a lot of critics hated it. it's definitely the most minimalist of all his films & i have no doubt that it's a difficult film for the average movie goer to handle. i even had to go back a few times this week & watch it again to fully understand what he was going for. still, it's definitely SLOW going. you can count the lone man's lines of dialogue on your two hands & throughout the entire film, we're not even clear as to what his objectives are. all we know is that he's in spain & he keeps meeting people (none of who have names) at cafes, where they exchange matchboxes with pieces of paper in them that appear to give him the next steps in his vague mission.

jarmusch has always enjoyed meditating on repeated imagery & scenarios in his films (see 2003's coffee & cigarettes) & in this film, he meditates on this cafe matchbox-swapping scenario, pairing a dead-silent de bankolé with a host of characters played by such folks as john hurt, tilda swinton & gael garcía bernal. each character he meets has their own personality & through comparing these personalities & the lone man's reactions to them, we get some idea of who the lone man is. that's the central device jarmusch uses in the film. since he's paired the lone man up in one-on-ones with a cast of characters, the lone man doesn't even have to speak for us to get a sense of his character. in addition to the cafe scenes, there are appearances by paz de la huerta (who plays "nude" & is totally true to her name in EVERY scene she's in) & bill murray (who appears late in the film).

every shot in the film is artfully constructed, which, along with the fact that you never quite know what's going on, helps to give the film a dreamlike feel. jarmusch was definitely going for a dreamlike feel. in the dvd extras, there's a "making of the film" documentary that opens with jarmusch walking the streets of spain, talking about what is essentially his motivation behind the film. he says that he likes music, so he knows a lot about music. he also knows a lot about the history of movies. although he knows about & enjoys those things, he is more fascinated by all the things that he doesn't yet know about. in the limits of control, there are a lot of things that you don't know, but if you're okay with that, you'll enjoy it for what it is...a film that's not his best but is still a work of art.

#138 - the limits of my patience.
snack: r.w. garcia organic veggie tortilla chips
drink: maine root root beer



to keep myself busy the first time i watched the limits of control, i snacked from a bag of r.w. garcia organic veggie tortilla chips. r.w. garcia's a san jose-based company who's been making "premium tortilla chips since 1982." they're relatively primo, i suppose. the veggie ones are tall-natural & organic & gluten free, so they've got the healthy snack thing going for them. with the veggie ones, you get three flavors--spinach & garlic, red beet & onion and carrot, tomato & sesame. out of the three, i preferred the red beet & onion ones, but the flavor in the chips is baked in & subtle, so i didn't notice a huge amount of difference between the three.

according to the bag, they're "for more than just salsa" & although they are pretty good just on their own, i ended up eating them with a number of different salsas over the past week. it's mostly because i've been growingly increasingly obsessed with fruity salsas recently, ones made with peaches & raspberries & such, so i had to indulge that obsession. the veggie chips made a nice complement, especially since they're a firm, crunchy chip that you can scoop a good amount of salsa on to. like i said though, you don't need salsa. maybe you're a communist & you hate salsa. you can still enjoy these chips & i'll try to avoid questioning your twisted motives.

for my beverage, i went with a bottle of one of my favorite beverages of late, maine root root beer. it's brewed out of scarborough, maine by two brothers who formed the company four years ago. they started it after one of the brothers, who worked at a portland restaurant & was sick of the sub-par root beer selection there, began brewing his own root beer. four years later, they're brewing a ginger brew, a sarsparilla & blueberry, lemon-lime & mandarin orange sodas in addition to the root beer. they even have a pumpkin pie soda that they brewed a batch of for the fall, which i can say from experience is pretty damn good but also pretty damn sweet. they're available all around the country & if you've got a whole foods near you, you'll find their stuff there.

as for the root beer, it's one of the best root beers that i've tried to date. it doesn't have an overly carbonated makeup like you find in commercial root beers like a&w and barq's, so when you pour it, it settles nicely in the glass, with a head & everything, just like a draft beer would. when you drink it, it also has the same smoothness as a draft beer. if you're used to drinking commercial root beers, the flavor of the maine root root beer's very similar, but with less carbonation & syrup mucking up the flavor, making for a much more enjoyable beverage. it's made up of all-natural ingredients like extracts of wintergreen, clove and anise & overall, it's just a cleaner, better drinking experience. as far as root beers go, it's a work of art.

Saturday
Dec052009

nosh nook #190 - saturday, december 5, 2009

crisp lover changes name to mr monster munch (link)
12.3.09 - the telegraph

i lived a fairly tame high school existence. unlike a lot of folks, during my four years of high school, i never once drank & none of my friends did either. instead, we amused ourselves with such hilarity as "eat weird shit night," where we'd hang out at a friend's house & over the course of the evening, see who could consume the craziest items in exchange for money, from tobasco sauce & flowers to sticks of butter & cupfuls of sauces & juices. it was essentially the non-drinker's equivalent of seeing who could drink the most beers. it was all part of that distinctly male desire to prove yourself & surprise your friends by accepting their dares & pushing the limits of typical behavior. dudes love challenging each other. i mean, it was no male boob job or tucker max experience, but it was fun.

in the uk, one guy recently used his obsession with snacks to amaze his mates. according to the telegraph, in a feat of extraordinary daredom, a 26-year old plumber who used to be named chris hunt changed his name to "monster munch" in honor of the walkers-produced crisps. apparently he eats them non-stop throughout the day, even devising "recipes to include monster munch in rice and pasta dishes." since he's so obsessed, his friends dared him to change his name & to their surprise he totally went through with it. now he "demand(s) to be called either 'monster' or 'mr munch'.'' hilarious! best. name. ever.

since he's constantly eating crisps, you'd think that mr munch, who "starts the day with packet of pickled onion monster munch, has a roast beef monster munch sandwich for lunch and a flamin' hot flavour bag for dinner" would be all out-of-shape & whatnot, but he's not. monster told the telegraph "i make sure i eat a balanced diet and i run 35 miles a week and train in the gym three times a week." that's probably a good idea, since being named "monster munch" isn't as cool when it refers to your weight. the whole thing's actually a bit inspiring. i've wanted to change my name to "phil r upp" for some time now. maybe now i can work up the courage to actually make that happen & impress my friends.

Thursday
Dec032009

nosh nook #189 - thursday, december 3, 2009

one of america's most POPular snacks is a corny holiday treat (link)
12.2.09 - nj.com - by carly romalino

hey, have you guys/dolls ever heard of this snack called POPcorn? it's CAH-RAY-ZEE! what it is is corn kernels that have been removed from the cob, dried out & heated up until they've POPped! apparently you just take a bunch of corn kernels, toss them in a microwave or a pot or something & heat them on up. after a while, because of science the kernels POP & puff on up & the next thing you know, BAM! you've got yourself a bowl full of snack, slugger! you can even toss some flavoring on it if that's the way you swing. i know! it's absolutely mind-blowing that i'm just learning about the stuff.

when i first read about POPcorn yesterday in an article on nj.com, i was like "how have i never heard of this POP-corn? i need to start living more." then i got on the internet to blog about it. the article, by carly romalino of the gloucester city times, is TOTALLY informative, thanks to the fact that she was able to get a bunch of facts from "wendy rappel, of the non-profit popcorn board funded by u.s. popcorn processors." it's no national corn grower's association, but it's something. since rappel's with the popcorn board, you have to assume that she knows what she's talking about & everything she says is 100% true.

for instance, i learned that POPcorn is "america's favorite movie snack." until i read this article, i thought that it was quail. i also discovered that even though it's a snack, it's "surprisingly nutritious." that's the kind of surprise i like & my rock-hard abs do too! until i read this article, i thought that a tub of buttered movie POPcorn was "the nutritional equivalent of three quarter pounders topped with 12 pats of butter." education! i also learned that corn is called "maize." the indians native americans called it that. fact! the article's not just here to teach us about POPcorn though. it's also here to teach us about what we can do with it this holiday season, despite the fact that "it might seem really tough to expand upon the way that popcorn is prepared." luckily, wendy rappel & the POPcorn board are experts on POPcorn & they're full of good ideas.

since X-mas is right around the corner, it's all about finding ways to fuse your POPcorn into something festive, like a snowman or a wreath. all's you have to do is choose & prepare "what rappel called the 'liquid portion' of the recipe--or the marshmallow, chocolate, or corn syrup" & when you're done doing that, you mix it with the POPcorn & you've got yourself a bunch of sweet-ass sweetened POPcorn. from there, shape it into whatever you want. the POPcorn board suggests making their "holiday popcorn snowman," but POPcorn is "very flexible," so you don't even have to worry about being creative. you can just mold it into balls. it's up to you. it's your POPcorn. do with it what you wish...& enjoy. i know i'm going to enjoy mine. i mean, now that i know about it, i am SO going to buy some POPcorn this holiday season. thanks nj.com!

Wednesday
Dec022009

nosh nook #188 - wednesday, december 2, 2009

montreal's bagels square off against new york's (link)
12.1.09 - the ny times - by jennifer 8 lee

the summer after my freshman year of college, i met a few friends up in burlington, VT & we headed up to montreal for an evening of drunken, strip club hoppin' good times. just after we crossed the border into canada, we picked up a bunch of molson xxx & quickly thereafter got to consuming it in all its enhanced alcohol content glory. oh canada! better alcohol content! better drinking age! after a series of follies, we somehow eventually made it to club super sexe & although i've only been to one other strip club in my life & that one was stateside, i can clearly say...oh canada! better strippers! better lap dances! we already know they have a better health care system, so i won't even get into that.

so wait? does their bagel capital (montreal) also have better bagels than our bagel capital (nyc)? there's no way. our bagels rule. jennifer 8 lee (who is quickly becoming one of my favorite times writers) & the ny times city room had heard rumors that montreal had legendarily delectable & different bagels, so they decided to find out for themselves. as lee explains, "montreal, which saw an influx of jewish immigrants both before and after world war II, had become one of the main world centers of distinctive jewish cuisine." that, of course, means good bagels. with that in mind, city room took a trip up to a bagel joint way up in montreal--st-viateur's bagels. it seems like a bit of a hike for a bagel, but i guess we are talking the ny times here. they still have lots of money to throw around, right?

the first thing that lee & city room learned was that "montreal bagel makers had no problem trash-talking new york bagels, which they found to be too gargantuan and too salty. they even talked to one of st-viateur's employees & he asked "why do they even call it a bagel? it's like having bread." oh snap! he says that because their bagels are skinnier & have a more pronounced hole. as for the taste, they're "hand-rolled and baked in wood-burning ovens," so they have a "crisp and smoky crust." they're also made with malt flour & "are boiled in water with honey," so they're sweeter on the inside. there's no salt either, which is just crazy talk.

city room brought some of the bagels back for their times co-workers & the overall consensus was that "the new york bagel clearly won out among those who had an opinion to offer," as the montreal ones were "like new york pretzels without salt," "completely flavorless" and "dense, a little tough, and totally bland." they don't sound all that bad, but since i'm not heading up to montreal any time soon, for now, i'm going to have to take their word for it. that's okay with me though. the bagels we've got down here in nyc will do me just fine for now.

Tuesday
Dec012009

nosh nook #187 - tuesday, december 1, 2009

IHOP celebrates the magic of the season with new holiday hotcakes (link)
11.30.09 - cnn money - via press release

it's december, people! you know what that means? that's right! it's that time of year again, the month or so where corporations & retailers all around the world band together & beat you over the head with holiday spirit until you start bleeding from your eyes, ears & wallet! are you ready? are you ready for holiday-themed foods & songs & promos & TV specials & fa la la la la la la la la? get excited, people! you'd better get excited or else jesus santa will be totally disappointed in you & won't bring you any everlasting life presents & you'll burn in hell cry like a baby. seriously...nobody wants that. especially the corporations & retailers. they have end-of-year numbers to hit & if they don't, news sources will ramble on about it for WEEKS...or at least until the next major celebrity screw up surfaces.

IHOP's on board with the holidays. yesterday, cnn money picked up a press release issued by IHOP that announces the addition of "mouth-watering new holiday hotcakes" to their menu for a limited time (until jan 3rd). IHOP seems to use the adjective "mouth-watering" a little excessively, but these mofoin' holiday hotcakes sound friggin de-lish, so i'm going to let it slide. they come in four flavors which for some reason they used the word "pancakes" instead of the word "hotcakes" in the names of. we're talking gingerbread pancakes, eggnog pancakes, pecan pie pancakes & pumpkin pancakes. pumpkin pancakes?!!! i love pumpkin. they start at $4.99, a perfect price point for my cheap ass. to be honest, i didn't even know there was an IHOP in brooklyn, but there are apparently two--one downtown near the fulton mall & another way the hell out in bergen beach. both of those locations scare me though, so i'll probably wait til i make it home to NH for the holidays before trying them...less chance of getting stabbed, ya know?

the hotcakes are all part of a holiday promo that also includes the "sammy and marcus off the mantel tour 2009," a contest that has two nutcrackers--a clever irishman & a witty new yorker--as its spokesmen. according to the press release, we'll enjoy their playful banter. i visited their youtube page & i'll say that they're like a less-exciting, less-funny, less-grumpy version of staler & waldorf. enjoyable? meh. anyway, the jist of the contest is that you visit the "off the mantel tour 2009" website, print out pictures of sammy & marcus, and photograph them doing the most "creative, unique and entertaining" holiday-themed things you can think of in the coolest locations you can think of. then you submit those photos to the site & every week until the end of the year, IHOP picks the ten best ones & gives out $50 gift cards for each.

i am so going to get one of those gift cards. i already have the BEST IDEA EVER. now i just need to get into the knicks locker room after they get destroyed by the heat on christmas day. if MSG's security is anything like the knicks' defense, that shouldn't be a problem. JK! i'm not going to sneak into the knicks locker room. i'm going to take a festive picture of them with my penis. there's no way IHOP could reject that, right? i mean, they might as well just mail me the gift card now.